Grim Views

This is for Servitor, Bloodscream, and all you other lightning causing foot stompers.

http://www.thedailyblink.com/2010/04/cl ... -warriors/

Oooooh! I'd heard of those, but never thought I'd actually see one!

Inzema was in the guildhall when Leyujin and the others returned from Darnassus. He had been sitting quietly for the past several hours, rolling his dice every minute. Each time he rolled his dice, he would ask the same question in his mind, "What should I do?" Each time, the answer the di...

That was awesome.

Inzema inspects the application, getting a few sentences in then stops. He starts over, making sure he is reading it right, then stops. After a third time, he decides that he is in fact reading it right, and that can only mean one thing. "Ladiesss and Gentlemen! I have found the world'sss sssis...

Inzema walked the streets of Dalaran, a box in hand. He hummed to himself, the tune to a bawdy Lordaeron folk song involving a woman and her lewd exploits, and every so often as he walked he took a small object, about the size and shape of a coin, from the box and placed it against the nearest wall....

Pain, discomfort, cold. These are not pleasant stimuli to wake to. Qarosimae's eyes came open, her mind groggily kicking into gear to try and process the why of these unfamiliar sensations upon waking. Her shoulders were in pain, as were her elbows and wrists. She couldn't feel her feet, but her kne...

"Woah...Woah! A flashhhbulb that isssn't a flit?!" Inzema calls off behind him to nobody there. "Oi! When did they ssstart making thossse?!" The undead mutters to himself and wanders off.

"Another goblin. It'ss like their entire rassse jusssst came outta the woodworksss and shhhowed up on the doorssstep of the Grim." Inzema chuckles, rolling his bone dice in his hand. "Prisssy like an elf, too!"

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc ... ed/7057/1/

Saw this the other day. Way to go, American Sheeple.

Times are tough. The world's shaking, the elementals are acting up, and everyone seems to be going out of their minds, half of them becoming part of this new cult claiming they had nothing to do with it but somehow also had the way to survive it when the entire world goes Kezan on New Years. Becaus...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygh1-ul6E94

Octopus!